In the span of one half hour phone conversation, the guy Im dating and I (nb. Not ‘boyfriend and I’, as he’s a commitmentphobe so that title is a bit too much to handle) managed to discuss owning a bat as a pet, what being part of a ‘women who like to dress like men’ group would be like, a dream where my sister fed me raw chicken, and having either toothbrushes or chicken drumsticks instead of fingers and the resultant positives and negatives. Speaking of positives,if there are any that come with sleep deprivation, one is most definitely the ability to speak complete and utter gibberish freely. He however does not appreciate my new term of endearment (see title), so I need to find a taker for that one. Sleep schmeep.